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Forget the haters, I’ve always like the Enterprise opening, especially when it showed footage from First Contact.

You and I don’t have people writing articles about us, hence Waclark’s point: Why do people give a shit about this kid?

He’s eccentric for sure but no more a waste than you or I.

“Your protection wheat is over by the porch. Tell the PigeonFather thank you for me.””

In post-Soviet Russia, you have the right to arm bears.

Whether or not people believe that climate change is man-made or cyclical, can’t we all agree having less pollution is objectively better??

Can confirm.

When the report opened with “a resident in Florida”, instant skepticism ensued.

A tough, but fair, assessment.

Won’t lie... I kinda care, part of me really looks forward to it bombing.

Once shots were fired, however, the station quickly cut to Rudy Giuliani at a conference.

If you don’t fart you must depart.

“More Rumors About Another Iconic Character Returning in Star Wars: Episode VIII”

You’re making the assumption that every cord cutter absolutely must subscribe to every available service that’s not cable TV. False assumption.

Some people may want to be Bugs, but I more strongly identify with the Egyptian god of frustration.

You'll be shocked to learn Voldemort's mothers name.

We also find out at some point that Harry’s mother’s real name was “Martha.”

Jokes on you! I made that up. Cincinnati chili is still grody.

I’m still convinced that Guy Fieri is actually Scottie 2 Hottie after his career in professional wrestling ended and he gained some weight.