I’m sure Tolkien intended it to be tobacco. That said, I’m totally cool with retconning marijuana in as the new pipe-weed, especially now that tobacco has been revealed to be so unhealthy. The wise Gandalf would know better than to smoke such a mundane and dangerous plant as tobacco. He would totally go for pot…

Michael Ian Black better up his game.

I’m totally down with Mads as Doom so long as his diabolical master plan involves eating the Fantastic Four, ideally with some fava beans and a nice Latverian Chianti.

Yeah, and Sumerian comics too, making Gilgamesh and Enkidu fight before they teamed up to fight Humbaba the Terrible. I don’t know why I bother to read clay tablets anymore.

Maybe call it Dredd 2

Who takes the Wimbledon takes the universe.

That would explain why there were all those “Man turns into Scotsman” headlines when Matt Smith left.

So he willna be so much a man as... a blancmange!

“I’m here to talk about the Last Alliance Initative.”

Lord knows it would need that many to remain coherent.

Eighteen Silmarillion movies.

But... my space magic...

Obligatory “Shut up and take my money.”

“Let’s make Destiny, but everyone is Iron Man.”

Here’s what would’ve made the movie even better: No Ares.

Maybe it is just the remnants of multiple giant space battles and the result of destroyed fleets of spaceships ocluding the light of the star ..?