This ad is under the article about the Depp-Heard divorce (on my end anyway), and I find it extremely appropriate.

Yeah, that is just strange. I get that he probably made most of his money before he married her, but he still earned some big paychecks during that period, and it’s not like he has a history of stable relationships.

‘I don’t need a prenup, I am in love!’

He was in love. As I remember, he had to basically do backflips to get her to marry him in the first place. I bet this was one of the terms.

They aren’t residents of California, are they? If they are residents of California, he is going to be giving her a LOT OF MONEY.

is skeeviness grounds for divorce? cokebloat? guyliner?

As a divorce lawyer, my eye is twitching at the idea of Johnny fucking Depp not having a prenup.

I’m sorry his mom died, but wtf was he thinking not to sign a prenup? Dude you were having a mid life/pirate crisis marriage to a pretty young thing, and you didn’t think for just a second that a prenup might me a good call? Bad call, captain jack.

It’s COMPLETELY, ETHICALLY WRONG to speculate what has happened.

NO PRENUP!!

With such a high-powered attorney you’d think someone would have advised him to sign a damn pre-nup.

Vanessa Paradis is cackling most delightedly in her French mansion with a glass of the good stuff and the pool boy.

I like to compress them down into diamonds, which I then wear.

If Hillary took the time every to condemn every shitty action that men do on the reg, how much time would that leave her do do actual work per day? 90 minutes? Less?

That’s a weirdly low-pitched dogwhistle: blatantly obvious.

oh god, that feels like it should be on par with possession of roofies. There’s no valid reason to have done it, so it, in itself, is illegal, regardless of whether they can specifically prove that you’ve been abducting and raping/murdering people.

I remember watching a CBC program about this years ago (Fifth Estate maybe?), and one of the lead detectives talked about looking into all the vehicles in BC and Washington state that had had the handles removed from the inside of doors, and there was some incredible amount of men they investigated who were cleared -…

I mean it’s probably the liquid right? And maybe salt? I usually eat pho when I’m sick because it comes with so much salty, delicious broth. And I throw in some jalapenos to get some damn rest for my sinuses for a few minutes.

A greasy cheese omelette and hash browns is an excellent hangover cure, though grilled cheese sandwiches and chicken noodle soup make a strong showing in my hangover roster.