I buy white shirts knowing they will only get one use. So anything under $10 is fine for me, but really anything over that is just a waste of money. Something will spill on it and I have just accepted that fact.

Words of advice from a straight woman:

Those who use trickery to lie about their eyesight? They are not “real” uniquely visioned because they don’t wear glasses. They can pass.

Invisible minority.

Really?

If they had discussed it before hand and the wife was cool with it, whatever. It seems like she’s fine with it now so no harm no foul.

I have to know - were they strippers? If not I’m intrigued to know how you saw them naked before the 1st date.

My wife and I got into a big row one time and she stormed off to the spare bedroom. I guess I’ve seen too many Will Ferrell / Judd Apatow movies, so I thought sending her a dick pic (which I had never before done) would change the mood, and she’d scamper into my room wearing a scanty nightie chuckling “Oh, you!!” and…

My husband does this too, usually from another room. I find it hilarious. Funnier still when I send him pics of random dicks in return, but he doesn’t agree.

Edit to- add- OP already refined his statement. Sorry!

Nah,that would be one of these:

Yes, but only because they sent an unwanted dick pic.

Has anyone ever been into someone, then received their dick pick and had a change of heart?

And as a straight woman I would say this is the perfect answer.

You are one of only a vast majority of people who feel like this.

I send them to my wife as a joke when I’m lying in bed next to her and she’s reading on her phone.

Albert, thank you. I thought I was the only person left in this world who felt like this. You have made me feel a bit better about the world today. And myself. I'm not crazy for thinking dick pics are disgusting and ridiculous. Also, fuck these guys. How do they get laid?!

This! I hate hairless men... It is so strange to me. My good friend's boyfriend shaves his arms! His arms! I like my men manly, that means hair and not taking longer to shower, shave, and get ready than I do.

My man looks 12 without his beard, but magazine levels of handsome with it. He keeps joking he is going to shave it this summer. I will be devastated.

THIS IS LIKE WHEN YOUR 22 YEAR OLD(?) BLOGGER DIDN’T KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO BABY GOT BACK.