Nope, it was a DM.

Sort of related: my ex-husband had a meltdown when I let him know that I started dating someone. Never mind that he had been dating the same girl for a year and lived with her.

Ew. He is gross.

My husband’s ex wrote him a Facebook message the day we announced our engagement saying “So happy for you!!!!! :) :) :)“ but then like twenty minutes later she posted a video of her singing a mash up of a bunch of Taylor Swift songs, including “You Belong With Me” and “Speak Now” the one where Taylor just straight up…

I met my husband through my ex, as we were all part of a group of friends in college. This isn’t a skeevy thing where I dumped my ex for my husband. I actually got dumped by the ex (who was my fiance at the time) and he actually suggested my husband and I hook up, because he thought since we were both overweight, we’d…

What a garbage human.

No such thing is possible. In the Talmud, in the Jewish tradition, it says when that part of the male anatomy is aroused and there’s an erection, the brain flies out of that and we have to take that very seriously, so I don’t agree with that.

“No such thing is possible. In the Talmud, in the Jewish tradition, it says when that part of the male anatomy is aroused and there’s an erection, the brain flies out of that and we have to take that very seriously, so I don’t agree with that.”

Dr Ruth????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This saddens me so much.

“Having a drunken stranger stalk you and show up in his underwear in your apartment is a beautiful thing!” He shouted at me. “Why are you treating it like it’s dirty?”

The person you’re defending said no one should ever put pictures of their kids online publicly, ostensibly because of some harm that might result. It’s an irrational position, which is why no one has been able to articulate exactly what harm will come from posting pictures online.

The story about the cancer-free anniversary “date” is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever read. That’s some Ralph Wiggum/Lisa Simpson shit right there.

“I once read a piece about this increasing trend where childless women make instagram accounts for their “babies” with stolen pictures, pretendig to be a real mother.”

Don’t underestimate cans. I lost my parents to an unopened can in the Cola Wars.

How is that Douchecanoe out of the greys?

You could hurl it at someone. You could shake it up and open it in someone’s eyes. You could beat someone with it. Come on, it’s like you’re not even trying.

I’m a flight attendant that flies for United Express. *that being said, i do not represent United** I have never heard or read any policy about no unopened cans because danger. If someone requests a full can of soda and we have plenty of the product we give it to them. Usually opened and poured over ice but that’s…

I mean the soda is hardly free. Those tickets are mad expensive.

he flight attendant told her that she could not give her one but then handed an unopened can of beer to a man seated nearby. Ahmad questioned the flight attendant.

I’ve been handed unopened soda cans on many carriers, United included. But then again I was white and not wearing a hijab so clearly was no threat (eye-roll).