Do you realize how hard it is to adopt? You can’t just go to the baby store and get a baby. That’s not how it works. You’re acting as though you can just walk into an orphanage and say, “Hey, I’ll take those two!”

I remember picking up a magazine cover and seeing the headline, “Kate Middleton shows off flat stomach six weeks after giving birth! Says chasing her kids around is how she keeps the weight off.” Then I had to look at pictures of how glamorous she was hours into postpartum.

Agreed - feels like the Jezebel of olden times, before they got way too snarky for snark’s sake.

He kind of looks like Peter Pettigrew. (No offense to Peter Pettigrew.) 

I don’t wish infidelity on ANYONE but, in a way, it looks like Mackenzie Tuttle dodged a bullet. Imagine having to support your husband through this phase.

OK, I thought it was just me missing something. It sure as hell sounds like he succeeded in getting her to drop the project. Oprah confounds me. She blindly supports hucksters like Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil, but has no backbone about something like this. Ugh. Oprah. Boooo.

Everybody has their own sensitivities, I’m not bothered by that kind of stuff at all, but I would hork my guts out if I had to clean someone’s teeth.

More like the Divided Methodist Church, amirite?

My university dorm had this scale up in the bathroom, and I always took quiet pride in being a perfect 3-4. In the last few years I’ve had to go on medication that’s fucked the whole system up, and now my whole life has been thrown into chaos.

I’ve always been told that if you aren’t pooping at work, you are leaving money on the table.  

Awkward Christian Bale and awkward Winona Ryder will never get together no matter how much we all want them to!

“WinonaRyder4Ever”

“I would normally think they’d stop her at security and say, ‘Ma’am we understand, but there are children here. Games are like a family affair and everyone doesn’t want to see all that,’”

Futurama said it best: “We’ve earned these days off, we’re not animals!”

Eww, phrasing !

side bar...damn I’d love to make 30 or 25 an hour. I’d live like a queen. A QUEEN.

Here’s an idea -- if your employer gives you paid leave, take ALL of it. It sets the precedent that it’s okay to take leave. You’ve literally earned it. 

Some more statistics would have been interesting. And relevant to to title. All you mention is one study, but there is a huge difference in success rate between freezing eggs and freezing embryos, and between a 25-year-old’s eggs and a 40-year-old. How many eggs are usually retrieved? How old were the people in the…

We already sunbathe our assholes....or at least half sunbathe em/fake tan em:

I also really don’t think that Ellie from Broadchurch thought about him that way