If there’s anything they just CANNOT handle it’s being dismissed. It’s the generational equivalent of DEBATE ME.

I just can’t get over the fact that the generation that has spent the last however many years bitching incessantly and generalizing about millennials is now so incredibly butthurt over “Ok Boomer”.  I mean, c’mon. 

“but there will never, ever be anyone as powerful as Whitney Houston. Ever again!”

Glass Balls Cunningham.

I’m Christmas Lights Jones!

This is fucking child abuse.

That is absolutely just fucking gross. 

Joan Summers is really good at Super Hawt Taeks that are actually stupid and pointlessly cruel. I actually only click on her stories by accident any more.

Dog crap on your shoe vs. bird crap in your hair??🤔🤔🤔

Children are expected to be awful sometimes, because they haven’t learned how to suck it up and control their behavior, and are too young to be able to have a handle on it yet. Grown men, on the other hand...

Is Kaia Gerber actually a supermodel though? Don’t you have to be in the game for more than a minute before you earn that sobriquet?

“May I speak with the Dean? Yes, hi, um...a friend, I mean...someone who works with my friend-uh-yes, told me, that is, told my friend that there are videos of a women’s soccer team taken in the locker room at your school on an ‘adult’ video site. What is the name of the site? I-uh...huh...I didn’t think to ask. And I…

THIS. I have two cats, and moving in with Mr. Vicious Trollop makes three. Which is too many.

HOW IS IT THAT AT NO POINT IN THIS DESIGN PROCESS DID ANYONE NOTICE OR POINT OUT OR CARE THAT UNTIL IS SPELLED WITH ONLY ONE L. HOW?

Cross-contamination is so hard to control for. I’m so glad you had a positive outcome!

And yet Boris Johnson remains disappointingly unslapped.

Oh no! I carry an epi-pen but have never used it. I’m allergic to Walnuts which luckily aren’t in many things. My allergy is also pretty mild I think. I am diligent about carrying it because I know so many kids are deathly allergic to peanuts.

While there is truth to the claim that loud morons get a disproportionate amount of attention, I also believe that “average” intelligence is far lower than educated people realize. Like, the dummy in your social circle (often a friend’s friend or partner) is probably at least of average intelligence, if not above it...

People aren’t complete idiots

...and terrible taste in clothes, and terrible taste in hair styles, and terrible taste in make up, and terrible taste in home decor, and terrible taste in sponcon partners, and terrible taste in plastic surgery and is there anything they actually do tastefully?