Um, I believe I am the original Joan of Snark....

Except I think it’s bullshit to expect people to have a duty to be altruistic just because they have fertility issues. I think all choices about having children (or not) are fundamentally selfish - and that’s ok. If you’re gonna be raising a child I would rather you do it because it’s what you want, not something you…

Doctor Who said what now?

Am I the only one who thinks Justin Theroux is the try hardiest person to ever try hard?  I get that he is attractive but its like he’s always trying so hard to be cool that it makes me bleh. 

I already know what it’s like to live in a world where only men are in control and they would rather live in the woods than do basic housekeeping. It’s called the reality of the last several hundred years.

Yeah this is a weird take, since I’ve read in multiple other sources that they do keep in touch with their makeover subjects. And I don’t think they’re obligated to be best friends for life with these folks, so whatever they do to follow up is above and beyond the average reality TV relationship.

Agreed. I’m getting really tired of Jezebel’s “let’s hate on everything, even nice things” attitude. I saw Karamo at a book talk in DC and he said, yes there are people they don’t keep in touch with (and likewise don’t reach out to them) but he has some people he does keep in regular touch with. The fact that he keeps…

I reject the assumption that “bonded for life” means you have to have like... a daily friendship exchange with someone. I’m bonded for life with people I haven’t talked to in years. There are strangers I’ve met out at a bar that I feel like I bonded to for life even though I’ve never seen them again.

It feels worse than ever since autocorrect came along, but my current top three are...

my biggest pet peeve is people who say “peaks” when they mean “piques”. it should not bother me nearly as much as it should. and yet!!!

“I will pay the bail!”
“We don’t have a bail system.”
“That doesn’t matter. I will pay it.”
“But we don’t have bail.”
“Oh, so he can go?”
“No, I mean the system.”
“Yes, I will pay it. Even the most bigly of cost.”
“...”

I'm not sure if it's the norm or not. PreK here isn't through public schools but its government funded through private schools (this place is also a daycare/afterschool care place). Because its govt funded they have to follow the same nutrition guidelines as the schools. The sample menu had normal kid food like fish…

What’s hilarious is that Hailey Baldwin thinks Maynard gives even half a fuck about the “tongue lashing” she gave him.

None of this show was necessary or a positive in any way.  It was about pain, suicide and score settling after the death.  I’ve known girls who died by suicide and left graphic journals detailing the people who they felt pushed them. One drew herself in her coffin and wrote “thank you for all your cruel words that put…

Nah, looks like Chet got those genes.  Colin’s safe.  

Annabelle Comes Home is the third movie about that damn iron-deficient looking haunted doll ...

This is the correct headline. “White woman convicted of crime she obviously committed. Demands to see manager.”

C’mon. We ALL know that if a sexual assault doesn’t happen:

Wonder how many “sexual assaults” (not rapes, obv) the judge committed in his good college days?

I hate the word ‘girlboss’ so much, it sounds so damn patronizing. It sounds like something an old man would say while patting you on the head “Aren’t you a cute little girlboss”. Boss is not a gendered word, it’s not necessary to add ‘girl’ to it.