“And he put his face next to me, nose-to-nose. And he screamed at the top of his lungs, ‘Everyone hates you! You are tolerated!’”

I don’t need to see anybody with their tongue out on a monday morning. Gross.

It’s not at the top of anyone’s list, but I think Urban Legend might vie for that title (admittedly I have a soft spot for the film). It had Tara Reid, the Noxzema girl (Rebecca Gayheart), Jared Catalano (Jared Leto), Pacey Witter (Joshua Jackson - with a terrible bleach blonde look), the daughter from the Cybil TV…

I give zero fucks about how somebody else feels about how I gave birth. I realize this is not the case for Nigerian women and that’s a shame. Because my c-section was quite pleasant and I’m looking forward to doing it again. It was like a mini vacation from reality and then they handed me a clean, wrapped baby at the…

YES TO THIS (also the ginger in a tube).

I don’t really feel the need to fight the world according to buzzfeed.

None at my hospital, I don't think it's as common on the west coast. 

Shane Falco. If it hadn’t been for that God damned Sugar Bowl...

Neo, Speed guy, Johnny Utah, Ted. He is known for so many iconic roles. But, oh, he was so preternaturally pretty in Point Break. I will never forget the day I watched that movie in the theater. I had the biggest celebrity crush of my life (which lasted over a decade).

This list has always been suspect since it’s never included Walken or Kattan.

I feel like it’s pretty clear after Always Be My Maybe that he will forever be known as Keanu Reeves.

Wait, you’re saying that millenials think Keanu Reeves defining character is John wick?

The hospital I gave birth in had tubs for labor and showers in the recovery rooms. I didn’t get to use it, but they looked quite nice. 

He’ll always be Neo to me

The name you are searching for is Johnny Utah.  

THANK YOU. 

Here’s a mock up the original plans for the “modesty poncho”

Hot take: any dressing other than olive oil, maybe some balsamic, is disgusting and unnecessary. I don’t understand drowning food in the salad equivalent of ketchup.

I disagree.