Just reading that was exhausting. I think I’m going to take a nap. Who’s with me?

With all due respect, if this is satire, it’s very poorly done. Most readers of this site are educated, bright, and quite humorous. If this was even a moderately well-written satire piece, more readers would have realized it.

Is that what was decided after the intended narrative didn’t catch on? LOL nice try.

The best “Guide to Girls” I’ve ever received:

Still, his performance in The Fault in Our Stars wasn’t half-bad.

omg u guyz i want this forever

Really? That just seems tasteless and out of place to me.

They get more terrifying with each passing day. They’ve morphed into a frightening hybrid of Joni Mitchell and the kids from The Others.

But only after Kim gasps at having worn the same basic dress as Beyonce from 3 years ago.

kinda tired of this sheer dress with shiny bits covering the nips look. Feels thirsty to me.

I knew all about these teen tricks because I USED TO BE A TEEN.

This kind of information is new to everybody in a relationship. Not because they’ve never heard it before, but because they’ve never had to apply it before. It sucks BALLS to break up with a good person, and everybody, everybody in the world, wants this situation to be different, not like all those others. So this…

Agreed. As someone who is clinically diagnosed with OCD and cringes every time someone uses the term colloquially, let’s please be careful with the internet self-diagnoses.

I didn’t say anything about putting up with shit. If anything my point is someone can be an absolutely great partner. and do nothing wrong and still not be someone you want to be in a romantic relationship with.

It just told me I'm 27. I'm really 45. I LOVE this website.

I ate entire packages of double stuffed oreos as a child (and maybe yesterday. And the day before that. And the day before that), how am I not selling my body on the street corner for some of that sweet, delicious oreo creme?

I think when they write things like this:

It may not be a “thing” in the sense of being a thing that happens frequently or even semi-frequently, but it is clearly a thing that happened to Leeza Pearson and her daughter.

I can understand the school’s concern, you gotta watch out for that cookie use.

IMHO if a school is going to be this strict with all of the rules concerning food, then they just need go ahead and don’t allow the kids to bring lunches from home. Have the cafeteria feed each student. That way they can be in complete control of what the kids are eating.