Does anybody have good, healthy, positive associations with growing up in a religious family? I feel a solidarity with other people who grew up Catholic, but for the most part we are talking shit about how messed up it was. I'm not saying that every Catholic is terrible, it really needs to be something you choose as…

We don't agree often but I'm totally behind this. I get frustrated with people who say things like this and it really doesn't make you any better than the super religious people who are saying shit like that about non-believers.

Lose your religion, lose your leg!

I think that's fine.

"Overall, not believing in God seems to make people and their offspring more tolerant. Less racist. Less sexist. Enviro-friendly."

Every time I see Sienna Miller, I spend a good five minutes wracking my brain to figure out who she is, until IMDb reminds me that she's that generic white girl from all those movies I don't watch.

Once again, I will ask: WHO is Sienna Miller's agent and who is her publicist? Those mother fuckers are the hardest working people in show biz, because she is just not that interesting or talented, yet she has been on multiple magazine covers promoting a handful of award nominated films.

Not defending keeping a gun where the kid could get it, but it's called poverty.

I would encourage you to stop advocating for continued gun ownership.

If he's black, he'll be tried as an adult.

People. Stop keeping guns where your kids can get them. It really isn't that hard.

But that's the way an effective justice system works. Everyone, no matter how horrible they are, deserves representation and a fair trial.

In the very, very early days of Match.com, I was living in LA and one of the people who emailed/contacted me from my profile was the guy who played Mike Teevee in the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie (the awesome Gene Wilder one). He was nice but we never went on an actual date.

SOMEBODY IS STILL TRYING TO MANIPULATE ME

The woman is my goddamn idol. I mean, I still don't want to be married, but in principle I love her.

That kitten is definitely going to eat a duck. Just give it time.

I'm ethnic, too. Ethnically Polish, that is. This is the skin color of my people:

Her role on The Office prepared her for this.

*approaches suavely* "Why hello there, cupcake. I couldn't help noticing that you're not paper-white. Mind if I ask why?"

I can't decide which I like less—judges who get to dictate which names are appropriate, or parents who would name their child "Nutella." Like, it really squicks me out that the state has the power to micro-manage those parenting decisions, but clearly some parents fucking need it.