Hey, that's an awesome job of judging the fuck out of people for being extroverted you've done there. Keep up the good work, you sanctimonious asshole!

Is anyone into James Franco at this point? He just seems like the epitome of "every asshole you dated in grad school who always made a big point of how he was smarter than you even though you had higher grades.....and he finished fast and then didn't notice you hadn't come and talked about how awesome the sex…

It's not like we thought she was shy, but now we know: Not shy.

YOU DO THE LORD'S WORK

Made an account just to post this. (http://crappy-candle.tumblr.com/post/841608429…)

Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time?

There's an opportunity here for someone versed in Tumblr to photoshop George's face over Jennifer's body on those tabloid covers with headlines like "Pregnant & Alone!" and "Happy at Last!"

HEY. HOW COME JENNIFER ANISTON AND GEORGE CLOONEY NEVER GOT TOGETHER???

Parentheses are my favorite things, so I hope you're being for serious for serious and notilling me into a false sense of comfort to eviscerate me.

After the initial, massive shudder, all I could think was "Christ that sounds dangerous!" Horse are big animals, and being ON TOP of one comes with its risks. Being UNDERNEATH one? Yipes.

No, he's technically flawless. Many, many, many hours of practice and training.

I know little to nothing about dance so I have to ask: Is this guy *technically* as amazing as he looks? To my non-trained eyes, it looks amazing, but it could just be a bunch of big "omg" moves that hide technical flaws and weaknesses. Just wondering. It's cool no matter what and I could never ever do anything close.

"Actually, it's illegal everywhere —except Russia???"

I mean, why even bother with a "cute" selfie? it's not like the horse gives a shit, you know?

For God's sake, never get in a car with her again! You are right that's she wants a reaction from you and apparently is willing to get you both killed to do it.

Same feeling here. An acquaintance of mine will pretty much speed any time she's not in an area where there are police or speed cameras... DESPITE the fact I have asked her numerous times to slow down. She slams on the accelerator every time the light turns green, even if the next set of lights is about 50m away. She…

Honestly, thank god the truck driver wasn't injured. That's all I have to say.

It doesn't help that his Twitter avatar is super creepy, too.