Lorde retorted, "What do you mean you're not talking about 'Ellen together?' Is there something wrong with lesbians? Is that what you're trying to say?"

I see young people like Lorde and wish I could go back in time and convince my teen self to be confident. I'm in my 30s and still working on it.

admit it: you saw the photos and thought they made a hot couple.

With a little time and effort, this unfortunate image could have been unnoticeably fixed.

I think you mean armpit spears. To be used against rapists.

Why not just arrange clothes on medical skeletons?

How about armpit gaps? Are those finally happening?

That's what my gynecologist said to me.

BRAVO.

Are you asking me or Kevin Bacon?

I despise religion more than your average asshole, but admitting that there are personally accrued benefits to something you do does not somehow negate whatever positive effects it has for others. Noting that this project will shed some light on his church is just honesty. And there's nothing particularly moral…

Oh yeah. What a prick. Raising awareness of the gruesome after church crowd and the need to treat service staff fairly for a couple of cool points. Man, who does he think he is, Goldman Sachs?

"She begins to cry as she tells him that she cancelled her trip to Venice and London just to shoot this lingerie thing with him. Which is a lie, as evidenced by the previous footage."

True narcissists can never be fixed—they never believe they have a problem.

Jesus doesn't need your help to make up for sins, lady. He already died for that for your smug uninformed ass.

they complained to my manager so that they could get their meals discounted

People are still willing to work with Roman Polanski and Woody Allen.

Not sure if you're trolling.

sorry about your limited knowledge about human psychology but being unable to react is common behaviour for humans in a situation of traumatic experience.