WW84 was average as fuck and such a disappointment.

I’m very confused by Miles and Gwen sitting upside-down like that. They have spiderpowers in their butt?

Anymore?

You’re big mad about this! Yes, I’m sure anyone who enjoys this film is either a virgin or a violent sociopath. This some profound insight on your part. Truly astounding intellect at play.

I hope the Spider-Man that is just a bunch of spiders in a Spider-Man suit shows up. 

Kubrick filmed the moon landing, but was such a perfectionist he had it shot on location.

“My dad was very matter of fact “adults want to see mature films with adult humans in them”

Man but a lot of people seem passionate about telling everyone they can how they hate Avatar 2 so much that they will never watch it.

I’m gonna watch this on my cell phone in about three months and then decide if it’s a good movie. 

You really just hate being alive, don’t you?

So noted in the official record.

I find it incredibly hard to believe that Westworld costs more to have on the channel than it generates in subscription revenue.

Love Life (which was great, btw), sure. Infinity Train (also great), probably.

But Westworld? There are people signing up specifically to see that show.

It’s starting to look like this isn’t…

So basically Zaslav was brought in to smother HBO Max with a pillow? The Batgirl thing I could conceptualize as a viable way to take a tax write-off and save some money, but this just seems counter-productive. Just because something isn’t wildly profitable doesn’t mean it’s not still worth something. It feels less…

On the plus side, I will be saving $15 a month not paying for HBO Max as part of my own broader financial review!

If it’s set up at the Wall, then hopefully it’ll visually just be shades of white and gray and black, because god forbid these fucking shows have any color in them.

Timothy Dalton would never say that.

What are some filmmakers that you like? That might be an interesting thing to talk about, rather than piling onto a 5-year old garbage fire of toxic Star Wars fandom.¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

I like to believe the prequel to Knives Out is literally James Bond. Then he settles in the United States, adopts an accent, and thinks, “This is better.”

I think Craig’s ridiculous accent is part of the appeal of this franchise. We all know he doesn’t really sound like that, and in fact nobody really sounds like that, but he’s having so much fun in character that it makes everything around him more fun. It also establishes a kind of hyperreality that causes all the…

Why is James Gunn morphing into sexy Colonel Sanders?