I think the common consensus is that Michele is a terrific singer, a passable enough actress, and generally rude, mean, and diva-ish. This is surprising to exactly nobody. Is she racist? Probably not in the ‘Proud Boy’ way or even in the ‘considers voting Republican’ way. But I’d bet a substantial amount it’s in the…

Until you open the box and the wavefunction collapses she’s technically both.

Pretty sure it’s “take the rains”, though I was never sure how they were going to take them down to Africa in the first place.

Minhaj is probably my first choice to take over, though I suspect they’ll go in a far stupider direction.

That opening paragraph is an abomination.

Getting lots of positive attention for losing weight is really great until you realise how depressing it’s become. 

That’s because it’s depressing to be working out that much and it really messes with your head if you start for a position of being fat, and this is just anecdotal from my experience. 

Really, dude? Where would you be without Westernwolves1-3?

Kumail’s face and skull are an IMAX sized billboard for HGH.

They are definitely 100% on steroids

See also: Fat Pratt.

Right? I almost feel like male body image perception is worse than for women right now. The unhealthily thin runway models aren’t really in vogue anymore.

That’s great for him, but he’s still being dishonest. In the amount of time he had, it was far too drastic of a change to be completely natural. It messes up everyone’s perceptions of what is achievable. The only actor I think was honest was Rob McElhenny.

Even in 2000 a superhero could have normal workout muscles instead of a wiry skin stretching mass of pulsing veins.

Buff Kumail has not said or done a single funny thing.  he’s so self-serious now. 

Having to eat and work out to maintain that level of jacked-ness must be debilitating mentally (if not physically) after a while. Also, anybody who thinks these guys are going from schlubby to fucking ripped without all of the pharmacy tricks their doctors can give them is delusional, so having to get on steroids and…

If they can turn a one-room play that’s mostly internal dialogue like Gerald’s Game into an excellent film, then I’m going to give them benefit of the doubt that third time with Dark Tower will be the charm.

I’ve been hurt too many times before. 

I say we return to 1960s male beauty standards. If you’re worried about your paunch just suck in your gut for dear life and pray the take doesn’t last longer than 30 seconds.

Sunflower seeds are delicious and filled with protein, but they are too high in fat to use as the sole diet for your gerbil.