Props to Reynolds for being a dick to TJ Miller.

Ironically, the tone of this article isn’t nearly snarky enough - TJ Miller talked with Adam Corolla about how shitty Ryan Reynolds is, and the headline isn’t “Second-Worst Guy From Silicon Valley Dumps on Ryan Reynolds to Second-Worst Guy From Loveline.”

“I’m not going to visit the White House again,” says Putin. “Those guys have been super rude to me. I’m not going to their state dinner no matter how many times they ask.”

I noticed the same thing with the upcoming Joe Friday series.

Did I miss something where Fred Armisen is literally persona non grata in literally everything made, literally ever? Or are you using “literally” in the “substitute for subjective emphasis rendering the original word completely useless” sense?

When I went to put this on my calendar I noticed November 23rd is a Wednesday. That got a chuckle from me.

Expect a letter from the Pelican Anti-Defamation League soon. 

Midnight Mass is my favorite thing he’s ever done, and was a 7 episode miniseries. No need to say it’s “bloat” because you don’t like it. This is the third critical smash of the four Netflix projects he has released.

You’ve got as much chance of being asked as Kevin smith does. 

“Angelina Jolie reveals that she is related to Jon Voight in new interview”

I, also, must regretfully state that I will never direct a Star Wars or MCU movie. 

“Two of the Beatles Main Songwriters Didn’t Get Along. Ringo Sets the Record Straight"...

Christ, guys, this is sub-Zergnet-level clickbait.

I suppose it’s possible to start rumors about yourself. You could leave an anonymous tip somewhere or speak off the record and have it leak. But if you go on Leno and say “I lied about my age during the audition,”  then you haven’t started a rumor. You’ve just increased the amount of information available about…

I didn’t see the remake, but the Swedish movie really got me with the pool scene - it’s a real crowd-pleasing moment until you stop to consider who’s actually getting murdered, and you realize just how bleak everything is. That's what I love about horror movies. 

You should watch the original Swedish film.

Wrong on all counts.

The review seems pretty unequivocal in describing the show’s mediocrity. The comparison to the two other better adaptations merely emphasizes that point: it doesn’t seem to be the point by itself.

“but the industry would rather jockey for the rights to an English-language adaptation than learn from an original.”

That’s because Leigh Monson knows exactly what she is doing. Ex-Birth.Movies.Death contributor.