But I can only watch a Crying Drunk Girl Yell at Her Boyfriend for like half an hour, max, before they either go their separate ways or make up and go have sex. Binge watching can pull me through a shitty week.

Binge watching voter here. Throw all the eggs and rotten fruit you'd like. Only one of those things makes me tense up and worry if I need to think about calling the cops. I've been sort of surprised other people find it entertaining.

Your reactions over the course of this bracket make me think you now know what it feels like when lesbian hippie parents raise a kid who turns out to be a republican capitalist lawyer.

MOST of them are horrendous, although binge watching and Netflix are great (they're basically the same damn thing though!) and there's definitely nothing wrong with sex or watching a crying drunk girl yell at her boyfriend.

team makeup but legit all of this is horrendous and everything thats gotten this far is dumb

Only reason I voted for makeup is the fact that makeup I can have all the time, sex is few and far between #ruralsmalltownproblems

The porn in my head is better and targeted specifically at my demographic?

I got to watch a Crying Drunk Girl get taken care of by her Boyfriend (she was sort of yelling, but I think it was just inability to modulate tone) in Penn Station last weekend, and it was BEAUTIFUL. Mostly because he was being super sweet to her but you could tell he just wanted to lose his shit laughing.

Memes and emojis both made it into the top 8? This is foul. If makeup beats sex I am leaving this site and becoming an MRA.

I think with porn, generally you see one close up of genital areas mashing together, you kind of have seen almost all of them. It serves it's purpose and then you're kind of done and hopefully satisfied. You don't usually sit there and peruse the rest of the movie. You switch over to Netflix and watch a show you enjoy…

I just get so sick of that "atheists have no morals" shtick. Isn't it better to not kill because you know it's wrong, rather than because you're afraid of punishment in the afterlife? The argument is so insanely backwards.

I tried that once as well. It pretty much went like this.

You know what? As an atheist I'm not that offended by Robertson. He's a Christian idiot who long ago submitted to the authority of his sky-daddy - who conveniently agrees with Phil on every issue. It's obvious that he is personally morally bankrupt, sexist, homophobic and racist. That's all been clear for some…

Oh my god, after the shitstorm that was my class at an all girl's school when Zayn departed, I'm just taking the goddamn day off if Harry leaves.

Seriously tho Cate, as someone who tried to leash train her cats (a mistake I only made once), I think that's a totally legit question.

I'm LOLing at the Igloo story. She took an Instagram with her boob-implant doctor? Is this what famous people do? Should I have taken a selfie with the thoracic surgeon who removed the cyst near my heart?

I wish I understood his appeal. He seems... sweaty. He's probably a sweaty drooler who is bad at foreplay and falls asleep on top of you immediately after finishing.

Dear Phil Robertson -