He is no Danny Wood! He is either Joey or Jordan, depending on your preference. Although I used to have a crush on Danny because my 8 year old self thought I'd have the best chance with him.
yes a 100%
I also really like that they don't wear matching clothes all the time and don't talk bullshit about purity rings or beings virgins or any of that lame shit. I was not a fan of the weird morality of boy bands in the 1990s, or the weird fucking outfits:
I have heard of Wham!
More like when Andrew Ridgeley left Wham! (if any of you younggins even know who I'm talking about, LOL.)
I interrupted my students' work time to yell "NOOOOOO!" I am a horrible role model of productivity.
too soon
If the emails we got are any indication: NOT OKAY.
NGL, I don't give half a fuck about One Direction. I only clicked on this because I was like, "Oh damn, I wonder how adultosaur is?"
i need to find some black clothes to wear to the gym bc i am in mourning
Random stranger: "Smile"
New Year's Eve a few years back I went through a pretty shitty ordeal that involved car trouble and me missing the countdown and then having to take a 26-mile bus from Denver to Boulder, CO just after midnight. Because I was dealing with car trouble, I wasn't exactly in a festive mood, and, honestly, nobody else…
Once I was having a terrible day and some guy in a Confederate flag t-shirt told me to "smile, gorgeous." I hissed at him like a cat and he literally ran away.
I suddenly began having a wonderful day! Thanks, Cletus, wherever you are. Stop telling women what to do with their faces.
They pull their mouth up into smiles with double middle fingers. :-)
I wanna see too! Is there a link to that video for those of us in Canada? I'm not sure where to begin looking on Comedy Central for it.