What’s disturbing is you evaluating a child’s life and parenting based on a few still photographs, and are so keen to pontificate that you actually bother with Kinja’s font formatting.

For someone who doesn’t care, those sure were many words to pen.

This is my favorite Bible story:

I have lived on the west coast for decades without noticing this bizarre uniformity you describe.

It was the other way ‘round, actually. Jesus washed His disciples’ feet before a meal, and then a woman with a bad rep (she’s often conflated with Mary Magdalen but I don’t believe there’s actually theology to back that up) came in, poured a very expensive ointment over His head, and washed His feet with her tears,…

I attended a Catholic church in the 1970s at my grandmother’s insistence (she lived with us; my mother wasn’t Catholic and my father/her son couldn’t have cared less) and I vividly remember the day when the new priest had had enough with everyone showing up to the Folk Mass looking like they had just wandered out of…

Um, thanks for condescendingly speaking for all of us Pacific Northwesterners?

Has anyone ever told you that you’re a HUGE douchebag.

1. I never said what my beliefs are.

This seems a bit silly. You believe that the building can burn, which equals complete and total destruction of it and everything within it. Presumably, you would not want this to happen while a whole lot of bodies were inside, but nonetheless, it is likely that furniture, books, et cetera, would be reduced to ash—yet,…

Yes. To get to Egypt. To escape Herod. As a child. Using the gifts of the magi to live off of.

Le sigh. ;)

So you’re saying he WASN’T dating Jasmine when she was a teenager? And she and her family are lying? Or did you just want to slip in that backdoor brag?

Didn’t you hear the good news? Jesus loves a camel toe. Isn’t that what he crossed the desert on? Or was that a donkey.

I’m more offended by Kylie’s well-defined camel toe. How are you gonna sit down in church with denim all up your vulva? OW.

It's at the point where Cut the Cake owner Sharon Haller has had to file a police report, and police have apparently offered employees escort to and from work if they feel unsafe.