Royal prerogative, huh? Okay, find me the last time the Queen did anything political like asking for a law to be made. I’ll wait here.

Prince was there too, you say?

The only way this would seriously interest me is if they did name her Diana, only because it would start a huge shitstorm. But that's obviously never gonna happen.

And even those ten were only killed because God made a bet with Satan that if you killed all of Job’s family, he’d still be faithful.

Cooler than Jesus? Maybe cooler than God.

I totally understand the sentiment, I really do, but I ask you this: Did you really think they were going to acknowledge your humanity regardless?

Totally.

I’m always being told that me and my family and friends are headed to hell anyway. Seems like most of the fun/awesome people will be down there, makes sense that Satan would be cooler.

The way I see it, far-right Christians are going to continue their crusade to make life unbearable for everyone who isn’t them, and insane anti-choice protocols are par for the course there. In the meantime, the more the Satanic Temple trolls them and probably gives a few of them aneurysms, the better.

Not me. If they are the ones to do it, then fine with me. I’m going to send a little money, and then make a chalk pentagram in my driveway. Then I will hop around it like a devil-worshipping game of hopscotch.

They Conservative Right already thinks we’re a bunch of Satanist baby killers anyway so might as well give ‘em a show.

to be quite frank, if I’m going by the actions of their followers, Satan seems like a way cooler guy than Jesus.

Dear Ashley McMullen,

Okay, I had to look up what TCB stood for and it means “Taking Care of Business” (right?). Is that a common Internet Acronym (IA)? Every other day I’m looking up another IA. There Are Too Many Internet Acronyms (TATMIA), IMHO. LOL BRB G2G ILU

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Another mission successfully accomplished, El Presidente!

Also given science’s long history of excluding marginalized groups and then making ideological judgments about said groups and passing them off as science, this feels like a huge punch in the face. So it’s cool for straight scientists to classify homosexuality as a disorder, and it’s cool for white male scientists to…