Bud Light: “No” means yes, “yes” means anal

Bud Light: Cosby Flavored

Bud Light: Absence of No Means Yes

Bud Light: You said yes earlier.

Bud Light: Did You See How She Was Dressed?

Bud Light: Just Do It For Me, Pleeeeeaase?

“Remove no from your vocabulary”

Bud Light: It’s My Birthday

Just drank some Rohypnol, my pants are around my ankles, and I feel pretty sleeepfnkhjkthly #UpForWhatever

You need to switch to Nati, it’s cheaper, tastes just as bad, & DOESN’T have the rapingest slogan in advertising. “All the shame without the guilt” could be Nati’s slogan.

Bud Light: No one will believe you anyway.

it would be irresponsible not to

“Nyet!”

Hey Bud Light, it’s your shitty beer that’s supposed to be absolutely tasteless, not your advertising!

Bud Light: Why Not? I Really Do Love You

Bud Light: You Know You Really Want It

Not a single woman, would be my guess.

It’s hard for me to watch American Idol because there’s a waterbug on my channel changer.

Indeed. I mean, I wouldn’t know.. I don’t have facebook. I just don’t have time for it between my artisan local organic backyard farm to table cooking classes and my exhausting modeling gigs. Did I mention I don’t own a television? I just don’t have time after I get home from the spa gym, because you know? So…