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I can’t stand stuff like this. I remember I gained a bit of weight once (like I was maybe a size 6 up from 4 )and a guy I knew commented. It was one day when I brought holiday cookies I made to a bar where we were watching a game. He told me Id better not watch how many cookies I made since it looked like I gained. I

Be sure to ask him if he is carrying a pregnancy to term on human gestational time( 9 months) or elephant gestational time (21 months.)

Right. Because if you are not ALWAYS fat, then being fat must be a CHOICE that you make. And choosing to be fat and subjecting people to the displeasure of having to gaze upon your fatness when it would be just as easy for you to be not fat is just inconsiderate and disrespectful to people who don’t want to look at

Kelly is like the perfect example of a star who doesn’t come from super genetically-gifted star parents (I’m thinking like, Kate Hudson, Gwynnie, etc.), but instead is more or less a regular schmo who made it big on her awesome talent. So she’s a “normal” woman, now in the spotlight, who *gasp!* is going through body

Promise me that one of these days you will ask your father in law how long it’s actually been since his babies were born.

I’m stealing this, if I may, because celebrity bullying pisses me off SO much. The Brittany’s and Lindseys and yes the Beibers too. I don’t have to like their music to respect that they are real people and cruelty is cruelty. For all the shade I have thrown at the music of Nickelback, I honestly don’t know a single

I think she bears the brunt of it too because she has the TEMERITY to have a weight that fluctuates. The only thing worse than being fat is being fat and then SOMETIMES NOT BEING FAT. <GASP>

The other thing is that she put herself out there to sing, which she is still doing extremely well, not to be a sex object. So like even if that argument is valid at all (it’s not) it still makes no sense here.

‘Oh, God!’ And they’ll say, ‘If they think you’re big I must be so fat to them.’

Shyamalan Twist: Jamie Foxx is really Kevin Hart on Emmanuel Lewis' shoulders in a big-person suit.

Sarah Jessica Parker is rilly rill and she Supports The Arts, so I love her. I sang at Carnegie Hall once with a chorus and she was there and SHE WAS TAKING PHOTOS OF US WITH HER IPHONE AND I WAS LIKE OMG A FAMOUS PERSON IS TAKING PICTURES OF ME and it was the only moment in my life that has ever meant something.

She's probably in a volcano somewhere getting her thetans majorly fucked up.

This is what I see:

Wouldn't we all feel pretty foolish if Xenu showed up and corroborated this story.

Damn, at the very least one should never drink their own kool aid,

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