BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY

To cosby (weak verb, third person singular cosbys, past tense cosbyed, past participle cosbyed): to perform the act of introducing a substance into a woman's drink for the purposes of raping her. Synonyms: to roofie, to slip (a roofie), to rape. Antonyms: to behave decently, to respect women.

I love Calvin my favorites were the snow sculptures

I think snamqq is having trouble grasping the concept of comedic hyperbole. I can, however, attest to the fact that I have not been personally victimized by Bill Cosby. I am the 1%.

IS THIS A KARDASHIAN-FREE DIRTBAG? WHAT IS GOING ON? WHERE AM I? WHAT IS LIFE?

"Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Bill Cosby?"

Thank you, kind internet stranger. PLEASE SEND WINE. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF WINE. I don't mind cry peeing wine. I will stop going out in public.

Emotions are for losers.

Harry.
Come to me, baby.
Let me comfort you.

I'm already there. I mean, /it's/ already there as a phrase! Everyone will know what you mean if you say it. "I need to get another drink, I saw that guy when I came back from the bathroom and don't want to get cosbied." Hm, how to conjugate that. Plus, how much into the vernacular do we need it to be to stop…

Yeah, let's verb him. "He tried to Cosby me." We could noun him as well, "an act of Cosby." It worked for Santorum.

Yeah, but that isn't how science works. You have to simplify enough that you can apply them to the general population you are studying.

Women definitely cheat on men, indeed, most studies have found they cheat almost as much as men do.

It is boys will be boys, tho. You're saying that men are always cheating because of something in their biology/psychology/socialization. Not because they made a choice to cheat on a conscious level. You're placing the decision to cheat in some nebulous place that is a step removed from the cheater. Men cheat, sure.…

I find it interesting that you think it doesn't have to do with the "boys being boys" mentality, when the statement "dudes are always cheating" seems to play directly into that mentality.

I mean, yes, some men cheat. Some women cheat. I'm sure some agender people cheat. So I guess if you look at the word "always" from…

Ha! Sounds like him. Except that now he's "polyamorous" (ie bored with one woman) and although he's now engaged to some poor woman, he's on OKCupid trolling for women like he's single. It's so barftacular that I scarcely know where to begin.

Have you tried having a little faith?