I would devour him.

You know what Scott Eastwood? Fuck you.

In the goddamn womb.

Ladies, when your husband "offers to babysit" his own children, it is customary to give him $15 an hour and let him eat whatever he wants out of the fridge.

come on over and we'll make some man-slave bring us bon-bons and bubbly wine while we throw our candy wrappers at him and call him mean names.

OMG SO MUCH WIN

The day I suck a man's dick for any other reason than because I goddamn felt like it is the day every single one of you needs to put a fucking bullet in my head.

This is Mark Shrayber, right?

Battery Park, at night, by the water and illuminated by the Statue of Liberty. Only audience was rats and potential muggers, which is just the way I likes it.

My husband, not overly sentimental, says to me on Sunday "Aww, did you see that latest proposal video? It's cute."

How to make a proposal all about you 101

once I was out with my friends and they were talking about big dicks and I blurted out that I wasn't a fan and that I once tried to screw a guy with a big dick and it didn't fit. Then everyone laughed and one woman who was kind of the bitchy one said that MrPony must have a small package. That pissed me off and I…

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i.e. Hollywood...

IKR? Almost makes you miss these days...

Word.

It's not like there is any shortage of things in this story to piss a person off, but the fact that this young "modeling hopeful" was sent to Cosby is infuriating. Sent by who? He agency, most likely.

This is easily explained by the fact that they're not socialized. They are cloistered. Believing that questioning authority is immoral and that everyone should be pleasant and submissive all the time means nobody says to each other: "don't you think that seems like a dumb idea Mom?" or "hey- HEY: stop being an asshole…