Chimps you say? Excellent...

It's his fault he's a man.

It wasn't an attack on Jezebel, but a small rib on them.

NOT AT ALL. I miss that inexplicably old school roller skate.

Erin, does it mean Jez writers will be drunk blogging tomorrow??? I don't mind

Ay caramba!

I feel an inordinate amount of pride about this, as though I somehow contributed. But still THIS IS AWESOME YAY! I'm gloating on Facebook like a proud mom.

Their dedication to recreating the top banner is really admirable.

How I imagine the Jezebel office right now:

"We are sorry for showing you this photo, But it's what we do."

I won't know unless you click and refresh. What are you waiting for?

Did someone mention guinea pigs?

I told my cousin it looks like a time traveler from a 1990s DEB store.