Mr. Slayder and I recently realized we need to start calling Baby Ruth by his given name, because we pretty much exclusively refer to him as "babby" to the point where he responds to it. Oops.

You're joking about this, but I'm from Texas and one of our GOP Congressclowns (Steve Stockman) actually had a similar comment on his campaign bumper stickers in 2013: IF BABIES HAD GUNS THEY WOULDN'T BE ABORTED.

I argued with a libertarian for a good two hours about how a "freedom for all" philosophy isn't very consistent if it specifically excludes women's rights to bodily autonomy. After going around in circles, he just threw up his hands and accusing me of "hyper focusing on something insignificant instead of the overall…

But then how will people make gross comments about the size of their fetus' penis? Because god knows, we need more people to talk about how "it's definitely a boy, oh ho ho."

In my experience, it's mainly young conservatives who don't want to pay taxes, but would also like to have weed and hookers pls.

I know a few people who label themselves libertarian because they are conservative but without the religious belief stuff built in. However, there are plenty of so-called non-religious libertarians who are anti-choice.

i live in the UK

Libertarian: Rich white asshole who...has never experienced a world without clean, running water, paved roads, non-poisonous food and a working electric grid...that is "smart" enough not to call themselves a republican.

You must have misheard me, sir.

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Nothing is better than the jingoistic pomposity of Sam the Eagle.

TAMMY!

I have a pet peeve. When using an acronym such as CPAC, it's nice when the full nomenclature is used at least somewhere in the article. Assuming I know the meaning is presumptuous. It may be in common use for you, but for others, it might be the first time hearing or seeing it.

Congratulations: you just became the 2016 GOP frontrunner.

Did they get any questions from conservatives? Because it looks like the "liberal snarkarazzis" took over twitter yesterday.

All fetuses should be allowed to carry a concealed handgun to defend themselves against abortion doctors.

tried to convince me that I am also a libertarian

Nah, sorry. I've consumed porn since I was a teen and I haven't raped anyone. And neither have most men, I think. (I could be wrong, but I don't think so.)

Rapists don't come into existence because of movies anymore than pedophiles suddenly happen because of kid's underwear ads in Sears catalogues.