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Kristen Stewart winning a César award is actually a pretty huge deal. She is the first American actress to ever win it, and the first to even be nominated for it in 33 years. The most recent nomination received by an American was Adrian Brody in 2002. It's an incredible achievement.

Oh my god, one of my cats does that. He'll grab the end of the throw on my recliner, and then jump into it and end up in the blanket. I've learned to check for him before I sit down.

I am so fucking glad that Charlie Hunnam didn't do this movie. But, then again, it makes perfect sense that he wouldn't, considering what he did for Pacific Rim.

There was a time where I replaced everyone in my life with him. Those were good days.

I actually didn't mind the other actors. Dakota Johnson did a credible job and was actually likeable...Dorman I just wanted to punch in the face. If you mentally replace him with Skaarsgard (yea I don't ever know where those extra As go, hah) a la True Blood's Eric, it's SO much more interesting

It'll be a smash hit in Hollywood! Every woman from here to the Hollywood Hills will be titillated by my story of erotic mystery and literary butchery.

INCEPTION.

I was imagining her as an evil megalomaniac. It's my own EL James fanfiction.

No one's calling her a fool. We are calling her an insufferable MONSTER.

omg i see this gif in a whole new light now

I have nothing invested either way in the 50 Shades franchise, but just because she sounds annoying I hope movie execs don't cave and give her a deal. Bc schadenfreude is my favorite emotion. It's warm and familiar. Not unlike...a blanket.

I MADE MILLIONS OFF OF FANFICTION AND YOU ALL CALL ME A FOOL. YOU ARE ALL FOOLS. FOOLS!

My doggies are half beagle. They are very sweet dogs, if a bit noisy when outside.

my first mutt pup (no beagle in her) had the softest ears. i am viciously dedicated to my current pup but her ears, while soft, have nothing on my first dogs ears.

I had a friend who had a beautiful pitbull, and one day we were sitting on his couch, petting his dog, and he said to me (after a copious amount of marijuana, mind you) "You know what I'd want....like, a whole coat made of dog ears. But like, not actually dog ears. But like.....feels like dog ears, ya know?"

Yes,

Oh how wonderful, yet another dogcentric post on Jezebel. If we didn't know any better we'd suspect that this website is funded by canine special interest groups.

who the fuck needs charisma with a face like that.

Swearing. For when something is just so F***ing cute it just pisses you off!

THOSE EARS LOOK SO SOFT.

"Amber often stays out all night, requiring that relatives and staff take over."