If she was wearing a dress it's, to quote Jackie from That 70s Show, "Up, down, you are back at the mall."

Hell no I would not. But Amber Rose would and love it and give no fucks while doing it and loving it.

You're kind of a dick.

I'm not "defending" her because she doesn't need defending. No one is attacking her. Outfits riskier than this have been worn on red carpets.

I can't believe she walked out of the house without photoshopping first.

How dare a woman go out with an imperfection showing!

HA!!!!

So she wore high-level mage armor?

that's what human legs look like.

Not cool of them to rub stolen pictures of her on her face. It's still not the same. Kim sold her sex tape! So what if Amber took nudes. They were stolen. Not. The. Same.

I would have been frantically scribbling numbers on pieces of paper and then would have had my staff stand at the front window holding up signs that said 6.5, 6.6, 6.8, 7.0, and 6.0 (from the Russian judge).

no such thing as a subway anywhere in san diego, but there is a nearby Subway®

"Ok, the material is kinda scarce but I can work with it. Massage her thigh gently - I SAID GENTLY MOTHERFUCKER, WHAT IS SHE DOUGH??? - and leave a trail of butterfly kisses up her neck. Ugh that's more like creepy-crawlies, were you raised in a barn? Lady don't let him do all the work, move your hands up his back, NO…

A+ for effort.

I was...unsuccessful.

And just like that, I believe in love again.

I love people act like they've never fucked a stranger in public before. seriously, prudes?