theumpirestrikesback
TheUmpireStrikesBack
theumpirestrikesback

Blasphemous comments. You show me a side of pickles I’ll show you the losing end of a shotgun.

Nah, the one we had growing up was the biggest softie and was the shit. She ran to the door to greet you, always wanted to be in the same room or cuddling on you, never wanted to sleep alone at night, ran right up to any stranger that came in the door, didn’t care about being picked up, never bit or scratched anyone

Oh fuck’s sake. No, he’s not pretending Harper’s talking to anyone else. He’s doing what everyone on these boards constantly berates umpires for not doing every single time they get vitriol spewed at them for trying to do their jobs and enforce the rules they’re graded on on a every single instance by every single

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A 26 year old drug dealer or landscaper has more life experience than anyone running for president right now

As a fellow survivor myself, I find it sick that you would use the fact that you were raped to make someone feel bad for having a different opinion than you. Katmandu had every right to disagree. You saying “as a rape victim” to justify you OPINION ABOUT A CELEBRITY GETTING THEIR PICTURE TAKEN ON THE STREET is the

Maybe they won’t notice the severed brake line.

Yes and 6'9" isn’t, in your words, “freakishly tall” other than the small fact that it’s 10 inches taller than the average person.

You, sir, are a lying liar what lies.