theumpirestrikesback
TheUmpireStrikesBack
theumpirestrikesback

Look, it’s really nice when a player’s mom creates an account to defend their kid. Especially when we know how confusing the process is.

This is probably not the analytics-based answer you’re looking for, but to specifically answer the headline: they can go firmly and directly to hell. And stay there, forever.

Democrats (and other liberals) need to commit to vote for the Democratic nominee even if it is not someone they wanted or if the nominee is not progressive enough or is too progressive.

“Excuse me Mr. N—-r, that is a nice head of hair.” That is what you would consider not to be racist.

Holy Christ. I’m watching Don Lemon on CNN about this at the same time, and I’m beyond appalled. And horrified. And embarrassed. I’m 54 years old, so I’m not naive, but I’ve apparently lived inside a bubble to the point where seeing this kind of shit shocks me.

Sorry - mediocre LB?  I seem to remember - being able to read, and all - the article saying he was their leading tackler last year and a defensive captain.  Seems like those are not-mediocre things.

... must .... have ..... HeadClothes.....

When you’re done fellating Uncle Sam.... Part of the reason Europe is not “as successful” (per your definition) as the US is the word ‘proximity.’ Our relative isolation kept us out of those pesky wars and plagues and stuff that slowed down the European continent. Not to mention our space race being improved by

I admit this is pure speculation, but this “day off,” considering they’ve been in “contact all weekend,” feels like just the beginning of the “Buyout Dance” for Le Batard? The cynic in me feels like Pitaro knows EXACTLY what move he wants to make. Might not be a GOOD one, but it’s a move.

Hey, hey now.... we’re #notalllikethat. Okay, so I’m 6'; 230; I DO like my cargo shorts, thanks; nearly bald, thanks to age/chemo; I love my goatee and will die with it, if I’m lucky.

They’ll have to invent new math to record the number of stars this deserves.

I missed this live, but am watching via YouTube. I can vaguely remember this - the day of the moonwalk, that is. I was four years old, and 20 July is my birthday, and my parents made sure I was up to see it.

While I normally would follow a lot of your opinions, perhaps to the point of joining a Kiss Army-style militia, if you had one, this is NOT a good take.

Came here, expecting at LEAST one thread to be the “Risk Talk Live!” channel.

One: go fuck yourself.

I can’t speak to Metsiness of the situation, not knowing their history well enough. I’m just here to +1 the “Schrodinger’s Mets” reference.

It’s literally not.  3B coach is watching the fielders and telling the runner who’s breaking in.  Runner needs to be watching the pitcher and the ball.

If I could throw Hannity in a wood chipper I would do so in a minute.

It was going SO well, until it went all Long Island-y. That IS good money, but isn’t the cost of living such that some of that is negated? Farther north than I’d prefer to live at this point in my life.

This was my first year working games in Texas, and some of the school districts here have complexes that serve as the “home” field for all the schools.  During games, they’ll play some recorded “radio station” with songs between innings.  At least 3, 4 times a game, there’s a spot for TASO (the state organization for