“Our goal has been and will always be to compete and win in the SEC and nationally. I firmly believe that with all that the University of Arkansas has to offer, including our history and tradition, our facilities, our passionate fan base and competing in the nation’s best conference, we will attract the interest of…

All I saw was a turicole, an ex-eagole, and a giant butthole

I guarantee he is enjoying that hockey game more than waking up next to that thing after the makeup wears off at night.

I call your “dickhead” and raise you a “flaming orange cocksucker”

After I read this I was diagnosed with advanced stages of “I-don’t-give-a-shit-ness” about this guy. And Baez can suck cocks in hell.

Brizz-ice Harpizzle

That wasn’t a golazo, just some WNBAesque athleticism by the goalie

Better luck next yeareaux

Lavar is doing his best to singlehandedly make an entire new generation of people racist.

Assdribble...lol

Not making any bad jokes here, but watch the dad when he talks (the eyes, speech pattern, facial expressions). It’s clear that he has some slight mental retardation. Not saying that because of the garbage that comes out of his mouth, he just is. I’m actually happy the son was able to overcome his dad (at least to this…

2 drinks, 4, 3, 6, 8, 3, ain’t enough booze in the bar.

HIV+1

That’s ballsy

That white guy did nazi that coming.

Chris,

Nevermind that funny-looking orange guy...but yes, this is what I want.

Relax...

Big deal, Christian Yelich goes all the way to Uranus