Better moves than Shoelace.

(Officer) Mr. Smith, finish the following cheer for me.

Xavier’s choke job ain’t got shit on Northern Iowa’s. That coach just disappeared the last minute of the game.

Fuck Hulk Hogan

Just put some magic soccer spray on it, he’ll be fine.

So did he send Bo’s mistress a nice letter? Dozen roses? What’s the protocol?

Meh. It's not like he hit it stiff.

Mateen Cleaves... 10,000 teeth and no jump shot

Jesus Christ, not again