...Will Smith spent about 18 years showing that he’s got a hell of a lot of talent, then figured he could relax and just take whatever jobs he wanted. Dude’s got his life down pat, and I respect the absolute shit out of him for that.

Cast someone who looks right, then cast someone else to sing. All movie musicals lip-sync, and the vast majority of singers in Disney cartoons are not the voice actors anyway.

My wife and I have a dishwasher magnet, and no joke it has solved a lot of marital strife. It may sound minor, but the damn light on our dishwasher was not enough for us to tell when it was clean/dirty. And after enough times of squabbling about who did/didn’t do the dishes, and who messed up the clean dishwasher, we…

‘We’ll take your kids spit and put it with whatever the fuck this is’ this is great

Give us your baby.

Alfred Molina is still an awesome choice for Doc Ock.

Here it is! She’s eating the pie.

The starship troopers one killed me!! xD

It’s in “”, so obviously it is only a suggestion.

the camel my god

Don’t like the dress code for men? Then try do something about it. Don’t just complain about women objecting to theirs.

I’ve always wondered how much energy would be conserved if offices didn’t have to air condition themselves into refrigerator territory because men are forced to wear suits and ties to work. I say this while sitting in my office, in Florida, in July, wearing a sweater because it’s freezing. Let men and women wear…

Agreed, men should not have to wear suits. Among many other things, it’s a huge contributor to overuse of air conditioning and detrimental to our environment and natural resources.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

This show needs at least one woman in the writer’s room, because Pizzolatto has spent two seasons proving he can’t write women worth a damn. Every woman in season 1 could be summed up as either a Madonna or a Whore (and that was the extent of her characterization) and his idea of going in depth on a female character…

Hamfisted exposition.

God damn it. I need to send this to my husband now. He loves bad covers. His favorite is a Mariah cover

The Netherlands! We’re Americans. It was fun, actually. Five days of looking at houses, and they buy you lunch a lot. Not sure I would have done it if I was using vacation days, but it was good timing.