Watched this video last night, and it was so satisfying (at least for a few minutes):

The only question is how the studio marketing team will try to justify casting Katherine Heigl as Rihanna and Bradley Cooper as Durant.

Damn.

Richard is low-key the best character on television.

But. But.. Suzanne Whang?

...Neither of them were dead in 2005...........

Fun fact: her Dad was a shark.

Obligatory.

1. The coffin lid was open

My takeaway is Katy Perry is thirsty af to be noticed 24/7

Then may I suggest Kamala Harris and Tammy Duckworth. Progressive heros without the added baggage.

Sheila Jackson Lee?! As someone who has worked in politics in Washington before, let me warn you not to lionize her. Well known as the worst boss in Congress. The stories of how she terrorizes her staffers are legendary.

He so clearly loves that he gets to be Mark Hamill.

Yeah what is it with men these days always trying to dress like they’re 25 when they’re in their 50s? Have some self-respect. ;)

“When I go to bed, I make a fire.”

Can we take a moment to remember how beautiful that man was before he started looking like someone’s Dad who is trying too hard with the Snapchat?

I can’t believe I forgot to mention the part where he quotes Churchill. Sorry.

I’m here for anything that stars Kumail as the main romantic lead. Even if it does have Ray Romano in it.

He kills it on Twitter. And I generally don’t like Twitter.

Yes! I am all over this. Is it just me, or is Kumail the cutest but no one talks about how he’s the cutest?