Yeah what is it with men these days always trying to dress like they’re 25 when they’re in their 50s? Have some self-respect. ;)

“When I go to bed, I make a fire.”

Can we take a moment to remember how beautiful that man was before he started looking like someone’s Dad who is trying too hard with the Snapchat?

I can’t believe I forgot to mention the part where he quotes Churchill. Sorry.

I’m here for anything that stars Kumail as the main romantic lead. Even if it does have Ray Romano in it.

He kills it on Twitter. And I generally don’t like Twitter.

Yes! I am all over this. Is it just me, or is Kumail the cutest but no one talks about how he’s the cutest?

We weren’t allowed to play hip hop or rap music at my (rural, tiny) school dances, then my senior year the dress code was “black at white” and they were only going to play swing music (which 17 year olds TOTALLY LOVE).

I work with doctors and doctors-to-be. I prefer women doctors for me but there are some male doctors who are wonderful whom I would consider seeing. One thing I would tell any person who either gets really bad news or really good news when he/she has a problem: GET A SECOND OPINION. Doctors are human and machines and…

I could listen to him all day. Have you heard Swetshop Boys?

I’m not even a super Beyonce fan, but golly gee the hate for her around her is crazy. She’s thirsty? Only $100,000? Not all altruistic? Y’all sound ridiculous. I don’t know if you had to scratch together money for college but I surely did. Let me tell you, any opportunity for free money via essay is good shit. Haters,…

Dear salty commenters: Lemonade was a work of art comprising music, visual art, and poetry. She is literally asking students pursuing creative arts education to do scholarly work. If you think Beyonce needs college essays to simply feel good about herself, that speaks volumes about your own desperation to hate her.

Of all the things you can by online. clothing to me, is one you really need to try on in person. Yes, you can order it & return it if it isn’t right. However, that is a lot more hassle than schlepping to a B&M location and making sire something fits right before spending money on it. I imagine a good amount of online…

“The voice of the average, blue-collar American isn’t necessarily represented in Hollywood.”

At least Cotton Hill earned his military jacket. Lets see Pence kill fifty men.

Those lucky motherfuckers.

Rehoboth Beach is (the self-proclaimed) Summer Capitol of the US due to the number of politicians that spend vacations there. As I spend a lot of time in Slower-Lower DE, I can confirm a lot of PA / MD / VA and NJ people vacation there.

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.