Yeah, but then we'd have to watch Garth Brooks.

Who here could go for some flapjacks?

....yeah.

Ohhhhhh snap. This is getting GOOD

Rule Number 13. "Someone will get that" is what an asshole says when he spits his gum/chewing tobacco/trash/something disgusting but solid into a urinal or onto the floor. If you do this, you don't need to think about it or debate it, it's too late: you are a total asshole.
Rule Number You Shouldn't Need to be Told…

"Hey, there's a spot where no one's standing, but it also looks kind of like a doorway. Hmm. Maybe it's the express lane? That's GOT to be it - these other people standing three deep must not be in a hurry like me."

This is. The best Dodger Dog. I've ever had.

Wowzers.
Not sure these comments were worthy of 2 nail-biting weeks of anticipation but be proud: you've really put me in my place. Tell all the Chads and Brads you won - that will KILL when you guys meet up later for a round of Bud Lights or whatever the hell it is you Eloi do in your spare time. Enjoy your elevated…

Everything's fine. Non-story. Move along.
-NCAA

I'm glad you typed that twice so you could really get your thoughts out clearly.

No, I <em>actually</em> didn't. I merely made the point that people have no boundaries and you can deal with it like a grownup or you can be a spoiled brat and throw a fit - much like I'm sure you would do in the same situation.
Tell you what thought, you're welcome to come on in and to the pub and elaborate on the…

It was an overreaction without question. Granderson made a big deal out of something that happens every day in professional sports and he drew it out, puffed up his chest and made a scene because he knew he could. Essentially: standard ops for people on a stage.
I run a busy bar. Been doing it for years. People grab…

Why don't you stop by your neighborhood pub on a Tuesday, Thursday or Friday and see the mean ol' bald bartender for a pint... and so he can talk football with someone who doesn't think football is stupid? Sweet. See you there. P.S. We carry all kinds of good stuff that you can't find in Chechnya.

Uhhh.... ahem.
"Mark Salomon @thetwilightsownFollow

2.5 Million in damages? Good gawd, please.

"If we make fun of ourselves, we might still convince them we don't know what they know we should know - aka this is still a black tie circle jerk." - Everyone there

Respectfully, lovingly FUCK anyone trying to be funny about this. Seriously, fuck you.

"Just post it."

I think it's important to point out that most of these hyper-intelligent, big-time-contributing closet-Hindus are being favorited and retweeted because the world is full of awesomeness.

"Throw in the towel, Mick - he's dead on his feet out there."