Good gawd. What sign will they hang when Sherman gets all Sherman on 'em?

-Said you and about three other total dipshits.

"Oh, dad. If you'd have paid more attention while driving rather than ensuring the certain dark future of everyone in the world, you might have noticed me up in your tree, dressed in black. Waiting. Now, you're all unprepared for your own training! Shall we?"

"What's the big f#@%in' deal?"

"That's why ya lift all those weights!"

Rolando McLain doesn't know what the big deal is.

Rolando McLain doesn't know what the big deal is.

Only good buffalo wing joke, ever.

And here I was, thinking I was helping you toughen up and face the mean, mean world that the world is. If sexism is seeing what appears to be long hair in the driver's seat of a car, then I am what I am and that's all that I am. Meanwhile, please understand that no one in the world gives a rat's ass about your…

Prrrettty sure you've found your voice. Your bravery inspires me.

I "worked" this game. The best - and nearly, only - sign in the stands for our poor camera to capture: "COME BACK GRUDEN - WE'll PAY YOU REVIS MONEY" Sad, man. Sad. At least it would get him back on the sidelines and out of the booth?

Knew Schiano had to be good at something.

One thing this discussion has made very, very clear:

Aw, you. GOTCHERNOSE

Prrrrretty sure that's a female behind the wheel.

Also: total dick.

"I just wanna watch the first 15 or 20 minutes though..."

"No. No. Not... No."

SOMEbody skipped Flamey Shirt Day