Cormac McCarthy's upcoming novel (rumored to be written from the POV of a girl) is going to produce a lot of nihilist gays.

Hey, @avclub-523a9ae9c20387fe0507793338aa7593:disqus .  Just checking in.  Everything ok?

Ugh. Then it makes sense.
Are you sending him to Catholic school for the rest of his primary years? I went to Catholic preschool, but on the first day I built a small hut out of those cardboard red brick blocks, hid in there, and took a nap.  Teachers didn't know where I was.

'Hi, we know your sister from the internet even though none of us have actually met her or each other, and we are here to hang outside of your house and annoy you.'

Live boldly, and all else falls into place.

Sure, and I appreciate the sentiment and intent.

Yeah.  @avclub-97d6c074b974838257db17a02f8784c4:disqus if you didn't take it personally if ladies didn't message you back, then you should feel okay about not messaging her back.

Eh. It's alright. I'd rather know and move on than wonder at what could have been.  And she's cool, so I don't foresee any issues if I see her in social circumstances.  But thanks anyways.

I am going to avoid this thread, because ladies always smell wonderful and I don't want to know about the alchemy that makes this possible.

Robots. Fighting monsters.

It is part of the equation, yes. But having dogs/roommates/a house/a busy social life is also part of the equation. There's no hard-and-fast rule.

Hmmm.

Yeah, there's definitely a documentary waiting to be made about that.

@avclub-d69768b3da745b77e82cdbddcc8bac98:disqus You're almost out of toilet paper.

Everyone's got an audition or lunch shift that weekend.

WOLF EYES!

Jesus. Sorry, @LJo1:disqus . Hope your kids and husband appreciate it all.
And houses here in San Diego (kind of a bellwether for the rest of the country) are going ridiculously fast.  Lots of investors trying to flip.  I'm afraid we're in for another mini-bubble, except the banks will be fine. These doofuses are…

We aren't 'you people.' You're one of us now.  Gooble gobble.

Did your girlfriend's parents make fun of you two?

Are you single?