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Ah. That was actually me, in the next booth over.  Sorry.

Bill Gates is happily married, so it's got to be Stark. Duh.

Blame Big Kindergarten.

I tried whispering wolf eyes to someone last week in the real world.  They, alas, did not get it, and now I'm typing from jail.

Absolutely. But Brooke Shields is already in this chapter, and for some reason I think Frakes and Shields would go nicely together.

Nathan Fillion is like his brother?

I love this album so much. It's polished. It's as Hollywood as Harvey gets.

I still prefer Thomas Riker's sideburns reveal.
Simply…hilarious.

(Prints Interview out: Pastes interview in homemade Random Roles coffeetable book: Stars We'd All Like to Have a Beer With chapter.

*Paging @Frakes:disqus …

Your husband should have dropped him.
With a punch. To the nuts.

Naw, he terminated it on just the right note.

You could modify it to "Ann Organ."

I'm sorry.

But it wouuuld sound sooo calm.

Ah, thanks, @avclub-a452630477eb936fd36fc9a9542d4598:disqus .
The crushed pineapple isn't too sweet when combined with the apple and orange?
Do you ever add anything spicy to it to give it a little spicy/sweet palate?

I think the implication is that the old man's eyes bugged out like Bugs Bunny's in old Warner Brothers cartoons.
Though, of course, it would be far more creepy and funny if he thought her eyes were yellow and intently looking for an unguarded moment to rip his throat out.

Congrats, bub.

Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros: a combination of Global A Go-Go and Streetcore.

Sure, but where are you supposed to safety pin a note to home on a blazer?