Oh good lord I'm stealing that 'you look soft' line.

Hi.

Good on you for replying. Douches like that live in a distorted, egotistical little world.

The Liberty Station location is cool (but expensive!) indeed. How did you like it?
Did you know you can drink outside at Liberty Station?  I do.  And I occasionally organize drunken shenanigans involving kegs and boxed wine there.  Sometimes I invite people.

Triple sec? Blueberries?

Goddamn. You never disappoint, do you?

She will Ted McGinley the shit out of that henfest.

It's summer.  Anyone got any favorite sangria recipes?

Bear grip. Good friends get good hugs.

That's pretty weird at a craft cocktail place. I know a bunch of bartenders (I'm sorry, mixologists) who like to play around with different glassware to vary the way the booze hits the tongue and the aroma hits the nose.

Congrats.

I hope not.  I hope that the entire villain/hero thing gets more twisted and gnarled (in a good, character-building way).

…and he was gazing wistfully at that photo of he and Rusty and the elder Venture and his parents.

I need Hank to be my wingman, dammit.

This article made me feel better about not getting tickets.  I did ride my bike downtown just to soak in the craziness for a bit, but it's insane how a comic book convention has turned into primarily a Hollywood promotion event.

We are in for a reckoning, I think.

…and stay away from Hash House this weekend.  That place will be a madhouse.

Nope. I haven't been on Deadspin for years, unfortunately.  I (mistakenly) thought I was being corny and stupid and original.

Should I use your advice and also call myself Formal Batman, along with all of his attributes?

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