That clothing looks like the stuff the kids these days wear to all-day music festivals.  They should just pre-smear them with sunscreen and bodily fluids and drug residue to make them more festival-ready.

Wear something that complements my eyes, and mention you know me from the AV Club.

Yeah, I just started dipping my toes into the internet dating world, and I'm also kind of exhausted by it.  I can only imagine how much more odious it is for a lady. It's kind of my only option since the hobbies I like are male-dominated and all my friends are married.  If you have other options to find good people to…

I dunno, Hat. I don't think the fact that you had a relatively comfortable upbringing and he didn't should be an issue, but…if he thinks it's an issue, it probably is.  For him.

Yeah, I joined that too, and all my profile questions turned into jokes.  It's hard to take seriously, right?

Hmm.  Recurring dream?A few times, I dreamt that I was driving a semi cross country, and I came upon a fork in the road. One fork was the shorter, easier way, and one fork was the longer, more tedious way. I chose the shorter fork.  As I'm driving along, I notice the bridge in front of me is out, and there's no way I…

Yeah, the dryer also beats the shit out of clothes. I still have stuff from well over a decade ago that looks good because I don't throw them in the dryer.

Line dry.

I went to a Comic-Con a couple years ago, and on a whim a friend and I ducked into a Lego seminar (we needed to sit down and get away from the craziness).

You must be the worst roommate.

Where's my money for landing here?

I did, but I've been doing my own laundry since I was 13.  My mom, however wonderful she is, is not exactly 'good' at laundry.  Having some of my favorite shirts shrunk by her was how I learned.

This song is how I tried to introduce people to Bonnie Prince Billy for years.

Hey, @GoodShotLeibovitz:disqus .  Just checking in on you.  Have you had the chance to make a phone call to one of those numbers yet?

Love is a lie.

Wait. The Alien Jesus gimmick account is self-aware and rampant!

That's a neat idea, especially if you're into activities (rock climbing, diving, etc) where you need a partner. What was your activity?

Know what the nightmare route to Texas is?

When I went to college in Phoenix, I remember looking at apartments with roommates and saying 'Yeah, there's a pool outside filled with beautiful people and everything's new and it's got granite countertops and shaded parking and A/C and all, but they want 1400 a month for a three bedroom.  Bullshit, right?'

It's a Pitchfork site where all the AVClub O.G.s have migrated.