I want to be their friend.

Yeah, I finished that last week.  It was good, but for whatever reason it didn't quite resonate with me the way some of his other work has.

Hank is a regular dosage of Ritalin away from being Brock (remember the effect the ridiculous amounts of coffee gave him in the jungle)?

Now I'm thinking of a bunch of Aussies wandering around wearing thong underwear with little bow ties on them whilst quietly chuckling to myself.

IF YOU HAD A HATCHET YOU WOULDN'T EVEN NEED A RAPE WHISTLE!

Real vodka tastes like the prologue to regrettable decisions.

@avclub-740bc18f68a7140f7e82b025080d8c28:disqus All of Australia counts as a beach town, I think.

On OKCupid, there's a search option to search for '% Enemies.'

I think you already know that you need to talk to a competent professional. You're dealing with a bunch of crap right now, and that's hard to do if you feel you can't talk about some of it to your SO.

Flip-flops was the right answer…if the lady refuses to pick up her f&%* feet when she walks and continuously shffplp shfffplps all the damn time.

So…you didn't message me back?

You aren't defined by your job. You should never feel useless because you don't have a career already when we're in the second Great Depression.

Nope. But thanks.

Should you decide to walk into the nether depths of Disqus hell, I think you're on your own, miss.

It'd be tough that week. Downtown is a shitshow when the Con hits and the bars are packed, but I doubt that anyone is going to want to walk/cab it to someplace like Little Italy or North Park after spending time/money/energy all day at the Con. Taking over a bar is probably out of the question.

It's cool.  You have the legs and shoulders for it.

I is not.  No tickets. But I live in the neighborhood, so if anyone wants to meet up, that's cool. I'll just jealously gaze at your badge and give you passive-aggressive tips about the town.

Iron Giant.

It's like a shibboleth to let us know who's been lurking since 2008 and who's a newbie!

I just created a dating profile.  It's really hard to take any of the questionnaire or profile fields seriously.