You must work with engineers.  Pretty girls secretly run every aerospace company.

SPOILERS SPOILERS.

"Read it"

Take care, Scott.  I'lll look for your writing elsewhere online.

That Photoshop job is…magical, to say the least.

TI Index. She must have already gotten a C&D letter.

Nope.  @Scrawler2:disqus  would definitely be frolicking with Tom Hardy.  Not sure about Hat. 

I actually prefer the notion that O'Neal writes in a vacuum.  He cackles madly as he pushes out snarky pop-culture missive after missive, unaware that anyone comments on and reads his screeds, believing that his Dan in Real Life Sequel script is going into some private journal and not being broadcast to the universe…

I am Spartacus!

@avclub-eaff9f19dbfd5c5a5807b5dbfa656ec9:disqus 'gets' naked?  So…everyone is already wearing pants all the time around here?

Because money.  If they can get those producers to license them, they get money with no new expenditure of funds (like producing a television program).

@avclub-f8f8c273f326be25421cc62737d24a9e:disqus well, in that case, vacuum the goddamn living room.  It's your turn.

Is that a super-sketchy gentleman's club?

If you have the name of the show or a character in the description, sure.

…except legal action.

Yet another stellar Tolerability Index, full of timely and sharp satirical critiques of pop culture!

I'd recommend lots of pantomine.  Like, pretend you're casting for fish at the beginning of each line, and right at the end, give a little gruff nod and cast again.

I'd like to hang out with Percy and Mary Wollestonecraft Shelley by Lake Geneva in 1816.

I think I'll have to setup a Facebook account to facilitate planning my friend's bachelor party.
So Facebook is going to jump the shark and become extremely uncool in a week.  Just an FYI, ladies and gents.

Two guys are out fishing, one on either end of a row boat.  Fish aren't biting, they're bored out of their minds.  First guy turns to the second and says, "I'm bored.  Want to play 20 Questions?"