(Takes @avclub-eaff9f19dbfd5c5a5807b5dbfa656ec9:disqus 's hand, punches @avclub-e38d7d01bb3addc2e58724fe04de73e8:disqus in the stomach)

@avclub-84ca205fe6bc691c41c3bfe5a2820a15:disqus Yeah, I moved to San Diego from Somerville. I miss the mass transportation, the nightlife, the museums, the sports, the friends/family from back there…

Ah.  Just so, @avclub-734ffb84cfa214922893511fae356b45:disqus .

I'm assuming you're in school, from the semester comment.

Mose Shrute just did an awkward little dance.

Try a little cayenne in the brownie mix.

I need to punch a stranger in the stomach.

(Tells story about own meta thread from a few weeks back)

I found a crumb of bread in my chesthair.
Saving that one for later.

As I am not on the Twitter, they are dead to me.
DEAD.

@PhonyPope:disqus Well, physician lumberjacks moonlighting as social workers have many talents.  @PugsMalone:disqus isn't a Knight of the British Order for nothing, after all.

Oh sure.  Bodysnatcher Burl.

(pours out one for Phel, Prison Wine, Burl, GLut, TomWaitsForSnowman, Preparation Heche, Karatloz, the rev, and Tinky)

@avclub-55ab1e0836b46cc575ee502254e68ea9:disqus exit plan in place before you have the talk that @avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus wisely suggests.

The original recipe is here: http://kissingsuzykolber.up…

Hey, K. Thrace should do that thing where she makes the Al Capwne puppet punch itself!

When anyone asks why it's the wrong height, he should stare them down, spit on the ground, and say, 'So it's safe to assume you weren't at the Chosin Resevoir?'

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus I know on an intellectual level that women have BO since you're humans with sweat glands, but I prefer to think that you do not.

Smartphone.  On the Galaxy, you can request the Standard (not mobile) site.

Ugh.  Sorry, bub.