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Prison Wine and Phel. 

Other things I know about women:-Soft
-Smell good

Cilantro…who the hell likes the taste of rusty pennies sitting in dishwater?

[fake flag]

…doctor.  Sometimes the sharp things are better than letting the problem fester.  What happens if the remaining muscles in your eyes get overworked and your eye goes all Quasimoto style?

I'll exhaust the rest of my advice:Wipe front to back.

DO IT.  We will edit it for you.
Congratulations on now being a professional ballroom dancing/skydiving instructor.

Tombstone post-fire?  So it wasn't the same jail that Curly Bill had been in?

If you ever quit, copy all these out,  print them, and paper his (and your boss's) desk with them.

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It's the last day of lobster season, so I'm catching as many of the critters as I can.  Kissing Suzy Kolber had a wonderful shrimp roll recipe (arugula, terragon,dill prominently featured) back before the Super Bowl, and I adjusted that to include lobster, and it's delicious.

@avclub-9ef2b3a0cbd8bc049616e0855bff05fb:disqus For you to stop granting wishes.

1982 Honda Civic 4 speed hatchback.

@avclub-32b63dd70d870580128d83e930199e1c:disqus the birthday episode.
That was when I started to feel for the little shit.

I love how this show works as a meta commentary on acting as well.

Sure.  But people nowadays feel comfortable sharing their thoughts at any time (hey by the way look at my comment here!) and seem to be sharing at inappropriate venues, whereas in the past they would have stayed silent.  It might not be ridiculing the performer, but it sure is calling attention away from the

Might want to throw in a *Spoiler* there, chief.

OFFER ME SOMETHING, @avclub-9ef2b3a0cbd8bc049616e0855bff05fb:disqus .

Just don't hit in the face, @Buckaroo:disqus .
My brother and I would whale on each other with savage body blows, elbows to the side, kicks to the shins, knees to the gut…but if either of us accidentally punched the other in the face, we would become aggrieved and (emotionally) hurt.

@avclub-d7f43e1fb2d4977c86163d9b0cb07814:disqus I know, right?  Worf and O'Brien are the TNG characters, but Bashir represents the wide-eyed Roddenberry optimism so much better than they.