That guy is so freaking good.

At first, I though that Garak is attracted to Bashir because of his perceived naivete,  But I really think it's because even the most jaded person needs to have someone optimistic in their life, needs that little ray of hope.  But this is a series where hope tends to get tarnished.

'Just following orders' has not typically been a good defense.

Mmm, Stone.  I get tired of the super-hoppy IPAs out here after a while, but you really have to go down to the Stone brewery in Escondido if you get the chance.  It's quite nice.

Yep.  Don't stop believing, @avclub-2ada31fe193c3a8c3f18a2d15c64362c:disqus .

Shampoo thread?Know what I use as a mask defogger when I'm diving?  Baby shampoo.

Wait for @Cookie Monster's well-measured reply and advice.

Back out. Even if you do go, don't mention the bar trivia, he might want to follow.

Very friendly group.

It's Sprriiiiing Breeaaaak!

I used too much onion and garlic in a tikka masala dish a couple weeks ago.  Tasted awful.  Re-did it with a quarter the onion and half the garlic, and it was wonderful.

@avclub-e5e75678d9346d88878b7c95b97eac68:disqus No.  No it does not.  ManzyMo is the closest analogue at UofA, but there's really no contest.

Nope, she's pickled pretty good, and her skin has been tanned and weathered enough to keep her pretty watertight.

I went to both UofA and ASU…

Oh, @avclub-9542de6adeb61274a92a8a144f0603da:disqus .  According to them, they've evolved past the need for arrogance.

It's no longer necessary to show how badass the Threat of the Week is by letting it beat up Worf (as in TNG).

The AVClub: it's messy, human, and really fun.

Sorry to hear that.  Next time, practice with a Captain America doll.  Batman is too taciturn for interviews.

If it's made out of neoprene and it's reversible in the same pattern with a mottled green palette, then it's suspiciously similar to the wetsuit I use when spearfishing.

@avclub-d019eb089e65903455cc52308f00b997:disqus Mmm hmm.  I can never go back to having roommates.