Because the IRS requires them too for the privilege of charging suckers like yourself to file your taxes. 

That is kind of gross..don’t want to know where she kept here credit cards and car keys.

Dumbest comment of the day.

What are Supreme Count briefings?

Did it come out like an ATM ?

Tens of thousands of Facebook users I have seen in different groups.

Salty would say you needed to tip another 20% for speaking to the server about your issue. They have other tables of unhappy customers to attend.

That is all great except the restaurant isn’t a Indian curry place.

You mean actually talk to the people you have issue with and not write a fictional character asking for advice? That is some revolutionary thinking you have going on sir.

Saddens me that I couldn’t convince you to try washing now and then but its a free country. I respect your right to be a nasty,smelly, skank.

I remember back in the good old days, when life was much simpler, you could just go to another restaurant if you didn’t like the food at one place. No having to spend nights wondering what to do or having to write in to advice columns. I miss those simpler times. 

I am. Thank you for noticing! 

You stop first.

Move somewhere else. Problem solved.

Not my problem and I really don’t care.

Unlike you I wash my hands so they aren’t gross. Try personal hygiene sometimes everyone around you will thank you.

That is what I will do next time I am at a place you work. Leave no tip and pay no tab. You can buy my drinks while you talk your crap.

You have no ideal how patient I can be and shouldn’t you be doing your job? 

Granted I haven’t been to a bar today but I never see them stopping to wash their hands between drinks and napkins aren’t sterile anyway. Sorry if you thought they were.

I though it was the dude that played the caveman in the old GEICO commercials.