They're both dumb as the day is long, but Alexis seems far less insufferable.

Thanks to people not knowing the correct way to use "disinterested," Merriam Webster gave up.

"then finally Whoopi Goldberg, who had been mostly disinterested..."

AND THEY HAVE AIR CONDITIONING!

Yeah, but didn't those same misinformed tea party patriots vote for Anal Leakage in the first place?

Exacvtly. At 15, my friends and I (guys and girls) would dress up in pirate costumes then go to the mall to act silly in public. 15 is still pretty young.

Right? How did the news even get involved? They called in to the tip line? I can't imagine my parents ever letting something like that fly.

LOL, I was in a cab once and that song was on— I asked the cab driver to turn it because, "because I love this Peter Gabriel song," which led to an argument where he, and my friend who was also in the cab, insisted that it was Phil Collins singing. Oh well :)

Yeah, the part with the mirror gives me the creeps every time.

Hell yeah! Christiana Mall Apple Store, where I got my computer tax free!

I friggin love that recut. The Phil Collins song really makes it.

Not since The Hand That Rocks The Cradle? I think you're forgetting about Scary Mary!

Detective Stabler's going to be on this season of True Blood?!

Yup, that's what the numbnuts are already saying the Politico comments. "See, the War on Women is real! it's just being waged by the president and not the party that is actively trying to set women back 400 years!"

I started reading them, but stopped after 14 people referred to our POTUS as a "petty little man child." Right, because all he does is whines. Perfect description. *smacks forehead*

Is this the same song (just a wacked out version) that they play in the animal cruelty PSAs? I felt a twinge of sadness fall over me when the song started.

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

Thank you, I really appreciate this comment. That is kind of what I thought of the above exchange, someone letting loose just because. Pretty lame.

I have a big ol Roman nose, with a bump at the top. One compliment that I get frequently is "You look very regal," which is kind of a funny thing to say to someone wearing jeans and a hoodie, but maybe they were referring to my schnozzola?

Hint of Brain totally clashes with my hair.