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A dick with a little weiner. :P

I was "slutty" like that when I was in my early 20s and never felt bad or weird about it until I dated some douche who was an expert slut shamer. He called me all sorts of names about the handful of guys I had slept with, made me feel terrible about it, yet he told me he had slept with 200 women. It bothered me until…

I was trying to be careful— you have to be careful when joking about history's most horrible people. And I made a lame joke with a grammar mistake.

Oh for sure. Not too many get the privilege of breezing through life, but yeah like you said non straight non white non males tend to see more unfairness in general in society.

Jennifer Lopez made me feel good about being pear shaped. She looks gorgeous.

It's because they believe minorities get some kind of special treatment (like being pulled over and questioned as to your citizenship status because a tail light is out?), and don't realize their own privilege.

I'm gonna hold on to it, for sure (I doubt my BF will want to use Tom's). I'll let you know how it works!

Guy Smiley is way more lifelike.

My least favorite part of the Lena Dunham tweet was that Donald Glover was in it and there was NO REPRESENTATION OF ME

Damn it, Joan Rivers. Your backlit photo totally undercuts your joke about accessories and dresses.

I just bought a 4-pack of Crest Pro Health from Costco, which I now feel super sheepish about, but I want to try switching to Tom's and see how it works. Thank you for the info!

Thanks. I wonder if fluoride is my issue, too, or one of my issues. I get zits around my mouth, pretty much exclusively, and it drives me crazy. But what about drinking water? How do you get around the fluoride in that?

James Lipton rules. I wonder if Funny or Die is sad they didn't think of getting Lipton on this first.

Weird shit in our food, for sure, guzzling caffeine like it's going out of style, and all of the chemicals we put into everything, from furniture to food.

What kind do you use now? Tom's of Maine?

Get it lanced at a Derm's office? If it hurts that bad, I would definitely have a doctor look at it.

I wonder if the amount of stress non-teen adult women have to face (pun not intended) these days has anything to do with the persistent acne problem. I think it has something to do with mine.

I think it's safe to say that we're pretty much internet twinsies :)

This conversation has made me feel better, too. I truly appreciate everything you've said here.