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Drug tests are so fucking stupid. They only catch weed smokers, because it stays in your system longer, while hard drug users pass pee tests with flying colors because that stuff only stays in your system a day or two. It's such bullshit.

Bravo! Bachman needs to stop picking fights with sticky dolls.

Tar Baby isn't just from Song of The South, it's a tale in West African folklore.

I was hoping someone would post a gif.

Yikes! Why do so many people, then, think that if you got the pox once then you don't get the shingz? Who fed us these lies?!

There isn't a cheese proverb, but there is a cheese song: WORKIN ON MY NIGHT CHEESE!

Doesn't having chicken pox when you're a kid mean you don't have to worry about shingles later in life? If not, then I'm hitting up a vaccine once I get my health insurance from my job!

I think it's a one-stop shot.

But that song is hilarious.

From what my tenth grade teacher told me "All of a sudden," or "all of the sudden" is just bad English. It's slang, and there's nothing wrong with slang, but it bugs me to see it written.

I'm laughing with you.

I was joking, but the way this article is worded I would not be surprised.

Great, now will Gawker and Jezebel please stop reporting on this fake video?!

Add to that "all of a sudden" is grammatically incorrect. The correct term is "suddenly."

I guess the children of FFA members all go to private school, because us public school kids never started summer break the first week of June. We'd be sitting in class well past Flag Day.

I think it's awesome that someone capitalized on the concept of cleaning instructions. Wish I had thought of it first— my mom had my sister and me doing chores since we were old enough to use the bathroom ourselves. Who knew people my age were searching the internet for "wash dishes DIY?"

Most of the ladies I see in high heels look like they're in pain, or they walk funny and stumble over cracks in the sidewalk. I'm sure they'll enjoy the bunions later in life...

Most of the ladies I see in high heels look like they're in pain, or they walk funny and stumble over cracks in the sidewalk. I'm sure they'll enjoy the bunions later in life...

You'd think a real "problem solver" would have put the excess non-living luggage on the roof, and kept the living breathing creature on the inside of the car with the rest of the living breathing creatures.